Shadow+Silver

Shadow walked across the fields of Green Hills, but then went to Radical Highway cause Green Hills was too bright.  He stood there and crossed his arms, closing his eyes.  Sonic, he thought in his head.  That heroic, sexy, blue hedgehog.  "Errgh!"  Shadow grinded down the bridge thing and stomped down to wear Silver was standing.
"Shadow?"
"This is my turf, kid…"
"Well…I think we should say screw the rules and…have a little fun…"
"…You wanna race?"
"No!  I want you to make love to me, pretty boy…"
"Hmm...fine!  Let's just do it…"  The two hedgehogs remained still a moment.  "…So who is taking it first?"
"You?"
"No way!"
"I will wear this maid outfit" Silver held a hanger up that held the clothes.  Shadow rubbed his chest fluff.
"…Ok!  But I get to call you Miss Silver…"
"But I'm a dude"
"That's what makes it hot, moron"
"Oooh…ok!  But I get to call you Mister Big Bone"
"…Naah…"
"Come on!"
"How about…Mister Big Boner?"
"Deal…"  As Silver was putting on the outfit and Shadow neatly folding his socks, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles came out from a box and started taking pictures.
"Ahahaha!"  They laughed.
"HEY!"  Shadow yelled, his chest fluff fluttering gracefully all the while.
"You guys are big fat flaming faggots!"  Sonic and Tails held down Shadow and Silver while Knuckles fisted them and roughed up their quills and ran away laughing.  Shadow helped Silver up, who was growling.
"They are the one's to talk…they've all boned eachother before!"
"I heard Sonic let's tails wear high heels and kicks him in the nuts!"
"That's worse then you in a maid outfit being Miss Silver-potts!"
"We need to teach them a lesson…"
"You're right Silver…were gonna make them wish they were never born…right after Mister Big Boner is done with Miss Silver Potts…"

-------------TO BE CONTINUED