Sonic whistled as he put on invisible lip stick. Tails was in the other room putting on high heels. The two found a hidden spot where they could finally be faggots in peace.
“Yeaha, Sonic-chuu?” Sonic laughed at the retarded nick name. They left the house and Knuckles was waiting for them. He looked a lot laid back than he usually did and waved.
“Oh here we go…”
“Hey assholes, what’s up?”
“Knuckle head, leave us be…just for one day let us suck”
“No Sonic, its not like that at all” Knuckles straightened his bowtie. “I got a great idea that would solve all of our problems!”
“And what’s that, bitch?” Tails growled.
“Well, little faggot, I figured since we all love the next guy…why don’t we all have a huge relationship circle?” Sonic buffed Tails and sneered.
“You mean like a unpleasant orgy?”
“No, we are all in love idiot” Knuckles smacked Sonic’s ass.
“Like that, its all good my gay friend”
--To be continued---