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Dear Sonic,

Over the years, you've been a pain in my big fat ass.  I've decided to write you a  civil letter describing why I hate you.

                 STOP FUCKING RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE FUCKING UP PEOPLE'S SHIT!  YOU. ARE. A. COWARD.  YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOO GREAT CAUSE YOU CAN RUN FAST, OOOO WOW!  LET ME BE IMMATURE AND MESS UP THIS RANDOM SCIENTISTS EXPERIEMTNS THEN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE WAS AN ASSHOLE WHEN REALLY HE WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE LIFE.  HE ONLY BECAME AGGRESSIVE AFTER I RAN AROUND DESTROYING HIS SHIT FOR NO REASON OTHER THEN TO RUB MY NOSE AND GIVE HIM A BONER!

Ok, it takes longer to write in all capital letters.  Why can't you be like Shadow?  He hates me but he doesn't go around banging up my shit.  Hell, all he does is give me a boner (chest fluff), and sometimes it ani't bad when I'm alone in my lab, eating Chinese food in my underwear.

So, Sonic, come forward, be a man, and tell everyone the truth.  You started this shit, trying to get a gimmick contract from Sega because Mario over there is-a-super-star.  The werewolf gimmick was lame, and staged, the whole black knight thing…really?  You are an asshole.  I don't know where you get all the rings at to pay for this bullshit you pull out of your ass, but whatever.  LEAVE ME ALONE!

-Dr. Eggman

P.S. -…You are invited to my Christmas party this year.  I'm asking everyone to pitch in 30 rings and bring a side dish.  Don't bring the cheap stuff please.

P.S.S – You get in for free if you can get Shadow to come.

P.S.S.S – Would you, hypothetically, take a dare to rough up Shadow's chest fluff with your face (no gloves)?
:iconeggmanplz:

Sonic's response - [link]
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:iconshadowlikeslava:
ShadowLikesLava Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Boner.....😐
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BiggestFanAlive Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Laugh LOL Tsumugi Kotobuki (Laughs) [V1] Exo : Kai Laughing funny!
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NekoNekoGirl04 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay... this is too funny. :rofl:
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Sam11RanFan Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
ROFL! IM REALLY GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU WRITE! X;DDDD
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BunnyNinji Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
Wow...Eggman's point of view..and turn on 0///0

heehee~sweet!
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:iconbunnyninji:
BunnyNinji Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
WOW...eggman's point of view...and turn on..) 0///0

Nice HAHA!!
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Pokemongrl2008 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
..*Freakin dies laughing XD*
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masterslasher Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
=D :iconepichighfiveplz:
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:iconpokemongrl2008:
Pokemongrl2008 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
YEEEESH! X3
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:iconmasterslasher:
masterslasher Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
:iconlolowlplz:
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:iconpokemongrl2008:
Pokemongrl2008 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
D'awwwz, cute owl. *Huggles* X3
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amyroseprincesspeach Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
roflmao
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:iconmasterslasher:
masterslasher Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
:iconthumbsupplz: =D
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:iconcharliegirl123:
charliegirl123 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
hahaha! lol shadow gives eggy a boner... the hottie.. :iconshadowfaceplz:
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:iconmasterslasher:
masterslasher Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
Just his chest fluff gives him a boner haha.

Thanks for reading!
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:iconcharliegirl123:
charliegirl123 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
yeah, its ok :D
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Octavariumguy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
LMAO "sometimes it ani't bad when I'm alone in my lab, eating Chinese food in my underwear."
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:iconmissydischa:
missyDischa Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist
XDD
that totally would fit eggman, to write a letter like this.
i was literally laughing my ass off. :rofl:
yeah, sonic.
sometimes i think you're an asshole, too. XD
but only because i you sometimes act so arrogant.
IT'S FUCKIN' ANNOYING, YOU KNOW!!??
despite that i think you're awesome.
weeeeell, nevermind. CX
awesome letter, eggy!! :iconthumbsupplz:
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:iconmasterslasher:
masterslasher Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
Ahahaha! I thought of this idea and starting typing right away lol.

Thanks a lot for reading!
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missyDischa Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist
anytime! XDD
but it WAS funny to read, you know.
are you gonna make a return letter from sonic??? O3O
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:iconmasterslasher:
masterslasher Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
I haven't thought of that, but it sounds like another funny idea lol.

I will definately do it.
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:iconmissydischa:
missyDischa Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist
THANK YOU!!THANK YOU!! THANK YOUUUUU!!! >3<
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